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  2. Browse the best quotes from the 1992 comedy horror film Army of Darkness, starring Bruce Campbell as Ash. Find hilarious lines, one-liners, and references to the Evil Dead franchise.

  3. May 15, 2024 · Find out the most memorable and funny lines from the 1992 horror comedy movie starring Bruce Campbell. Vote for your favorite quotes and see the top 26 ranked by fans.

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    My name is Ash, and I am a slave. As far as I can figure, the year is 1300 AD, and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this. I had a real life once, a job. [now Ash is in a flashba...
    All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my 'BOOMSTICK!' - [continuing nonchalantly] - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can...
    Now I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me... [yells, shoots at the pit Deadite, then shoots again]
    First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. [spits out grape seed]Blow.
    Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son of a bitch that ever died in battle!
    OOH, YOU MISERABLE BAGS OF BONES! PICK YOURSELVES UP, AND SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates; he relocates it] SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates again; he relocates it again]...sally forth.
    [fighting Ash]You're pissin' me off, you ugly son of a bitch!
    [fighting Ash]I'll spoil those good looks!
    Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
    Ash: Who wants to know?
    Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northland and leader of its peoples.
    Ash: Well, hello, Mister Fancypants! I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
    Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas
    1 man, 1 million dead, the odds are just about even.
    They move. They breathe. They suck.
    Get ready. Get set. Get dead.
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  5. Army of Darkness quotes. View Quote (sometimes for no apparent reason) Groovy. View Quote Deadite Captain: Welcome back to the land of the livin' ... Now pick up a shovel and get digging!

  6. Jan 7, 2024 · Find the best and funniest quotes from the cult classic film, Army of Darkness. Ash's one-liners, catchphrases, and witty remarks are masterpieces of dark humor and legendary movie quotes.

  7. Find the best and funniest quotes from the 1992 comedy horror fantasy film Army of Darkness, starring Bruce Campbell as Ash. See Ash's famous lines about his boomstick, the Necronomicon, the deadites and more.

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