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Bedtime Stories: Directed by Adam Shankman. With Adam Sandler, Keri Russell, Guy Pearce, Russell Brand. A hotel handyman's life changes when the lavish bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to magically come true.
Marty: Well in the stories I told you, just when things looked bleakest, the hero would do something unexpected and courageous to beat the bad guy, save the day and get the girl! Skeeter: [inspired] Yeah! How do I do that? Marty: It's your story, not mine. But you better get moving; go get 'em, son!
- Skeeter Bronson
- Jill Hastings
- Patrick Bronson
- Bobbi Bronson
- Other
- Dialogue
- Cast
[Reffering to Bugsy on his head] What the heck is on my head right now?[Skeeter sings to the staff] Barry had a Nottingham. Nottingham. Nottingham. Barry had a Nottingham whose beard was white as snow. [Skeeter stops singing] C'mon, give it up for the big man.Lucky my wallet only had three dollars, and my Derek Jeter baseball card!I'll have me win in the story, so I'll win for real. Do ya dig?It's not that big, sir. It can fit into one spot.Excuse me Mr. Nottingham. My name is Jill Hastings. I'm a teacher at Webster Elementary.That's my Prius.[to Skeeter after he finds out that the new hotel is replacing Webster Elementary School] Don't destroy the sliver of respect I still have for you by making lame excuses. Just go away and stay away.[Skeeter mistakes him for Bobbi] I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi.Girls are bisgrusting, except for Trisha Sparks.[looks at the stars] Oh look. A pyramid.You have to read us a bedtime story.[is asked how hamburgers taste like] Lifechanging.Patrick's never kissed a girl.[looking at Skeeter's gifts] Shampoo, and a soap?Barry NottinghamYes. Now, sign the bloody papers.Mickey[translating Skeeter's gibberish] Jumping up and down on the alligator.Barry NottinghamGerms!MickeyOh, so positive visualisation. I read a book on that once...I read the back cover...I can't read. [Bugsy starts laughing] Shut up, Bugsy! I've got opposable thumbs. What do you think about th...SkeeterAm I really getting a cherry-red ferrari?RobberI don't see why not.SkeeterFor freeeee?!RobberSounds good to... meeeee?From a mischievous monkey to children-turned-dinosaurs, bedtime proves a time of tiredness, tricks, and tirades in this collection of famous bedtime stories.
Dec 25, 2008 · Bedtime Stories: Directed by Adam Shankman. With Adam Sandler, Keri Russell, Guy Pearce, Russell Brand. A hotel handyman's life changes when the lavish bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to magically come true.
