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- “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'” – Bernard Manning. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
- “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Dec 25, 2022 · Get into the holiday spirit with these 100 funny Christmas quotes and sayings that will make you—and anyone you share them with—laugh.
Believe In The Magic Of Christmas Quotes. 1 – “When a tree is lit, every corner of the world sparkles a bit brighter.”. 2 – “Santa’s beard grows an inch every time a kid laughs.”. 3 – “When a dog barks joyfully at the sky, the next moment, a sleigh-shaped bone treat will drop.”.
From greetings cards to handwritten notes on gifts, these warm wishes and thoughtful quotes about Christmas are just what the season called for.
Dec 21, 2021 · 55 Funny Christmas Quotes to Keep You Laughing Through the Holidays. By Kelly Kuehn. Updated: Dec. 27, 2023. Looking for Christmas-themed quips to cheer up even the grumpiest Scrooge?...
- Kelly Kuehn
Christmas Magic Quotes. Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
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Nov 1, 2023 · A quick way to keep your spirits bright, print out these funny Christmas quotes to remind you to take time to laugh this holiday season.
