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1. upjoke.com › vlad-the-impaler-jokesVlad The Impaler Jokes - 11 Hilarious Vlad The Impaler Jokes

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   A big list of vlad the impaler jokes, submitted and ranked by users.

2. www.reddit.com › r › JokesWhat's Vlad the Impaler's favorite joke? : r/Jokes - Reddit

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   So this bar goes into a guy... Should probably steel this joke. I thought vlad the impaler was that porno guy with a massive sausage hammer. That's some high stakes humor, right there... "So this guy runs into his pal..."

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   So this bar goes into this guy..... "you're pale, but Impaler". I'd like to tell Jim Jones' favorite joke, but the punch line is too long. This is the first “joke” here I actually find funny. Love it. Have a gold fellow Redditor. Even Vlad wouldn't make im-PALE reposts. Nice one.

4. www.reddit.com › r › historyWas Vlad the Impaler truly as bad as his reputation ... - Reddit

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   The short answer is: yes he was. He would impale men through the butthole with a blunted stick, until it crushed through their inner organs and came out of their mouth. This was done while they were alive mind you. Although he didn't personally stake every man he ordered thousands to be impaled in this way.

5. upjoke.com › vlad-jokesVlad Jokes - 42 Hilarious Vlad Jokes

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   What the difference between Vladimir Putin and Vlad the impaler (AKA Dracula)? One sucks the blood of innocents and possesses eternal youth, the other is Dracula. This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

6. historyforce.com › 30-vlad-the-impaler-memes-that30 Vlad the Impaler memes that will make your day better

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   Aug 15, 2021 · 30 Vlad the Impaler memes that are both educational and funny: #1. When Vlad the Impaler tries to ask the King of Hungary Matthias Corvinus for reinforcements against the Ottoman Empire, but the King cannot be reached.

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   Who is Vlad the Impaler's second wife?

   • When Vlad the Impaler tries to ask the King of Hungary Matthias Corvinus for reinforcements against the Ottoman Empire, but the King cannot be reached. The woman from the below meme is Justina Szilágyi, cousin of Matthias Corvinus and Vlad’s second wife.

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   How was Vlad portrayed?

   • Like many complex historical figures there are many different portrayals of Vlad. On one hand he was, according to his contemporaries extraordinarily cruel to his enemies, a fearsome warrior and ruled his people with an Iron Fist.

   Was Vlad the Impaler truly as bad as his reputation makes him ... - Reddit

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   Was Vlad a good soldier?

   • Even within the brutal standards of their time vlad was known as a particularly vicious man but definitely effective. Wallachia was incredibly tiny and would have been easily defeated if not for his strategy to break the enemy morale. Keep in mind most soldiers were not battle hardened veterans but plainsfolk like farmers and smiths.

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   Did Vlad the Impaler drink a golden cup?

   • He usually mentions his sources during the show as well. There is a Romanian legend that once Vlad the Impaler passed near a spring in Tirgoviste. He was thirsty and used a golden cup to drink. He left that cup behind for other people to use, and it was only stolen the day after he had died.

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8. tvtropes.org › pmwiki › pmwikiUseful Notes / Vlad the Impaler - TV Tropes

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   Totally Accurate Battle Simulator: The many units of the Secret Faction happen to include the Vlad unit, which is a tall man wielding a massive spiked log that he impales enemies with. He can also summon more log spikes from the ground for the same purpose.