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- Tina Fey. “Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss.
- Amy Poehler. There are so many wonderful Amy quotes to choose from! “Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good.
- Ellen DeGeneres. Pretty much everything Ellen does or says … but especially this. “Find out who you are and figure out what you believe in. Even if it’s different from what your neighbors believe in and different from what your parents believe in.
- Mindy Kaling. “One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.”
- “Stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. I think it’s a mistake. Not because they can’t, but because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn’t.”
- “America is still a great country and it is still worth fighting for. It has Shonda Rhimes shows and peanut butter and Beyoncé and Lin-Manuel Miranda rap-weeping at awards shows, and it has the beautiful U.S. Constitution, which we should probably start teaching in schools.
- “If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?” ― Tina Fey, Bossypants.
- "Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine." - Whoopi Goldberg.
- Betty White
- Lily Tomlin
- Carol Burnett
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Gilda Radner
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus
- Mindy Kaling
- Melissa Mccarthy
- Bette Midler
- Kristen Wiig
It’s your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don’t take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. Don’t try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won’t live long enough to find out about, but I’m s...
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. I grew up in a time when women didn’t really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny – because it’s powerful; it’s a threat.
You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That’s an education in itself.
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. We’re born with success. It is only others who point out our failures, and what they attribute to us as failure. I think the idea that you know who your inner self is on a daily basis, because you know. What’s good for you 25 years ago may not be good for you now. So, to keep in touch with t...
While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die – whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness. There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.
If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you’re active in your community, there’s nothing more empowering. The best way to make a difference in the world is to start by making a difference in your own life.
I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male comedy writers that are out there. Why would I want to self-categorize myself into a smaller group than I’m able to compete in?
Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she’s like, ‘I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.’ Where does it end? You just have to say, ‘It’s pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I’m OK with it. I’ve got other things to think about.’
I didn’t belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I’d known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.
If you’re creating anything at all, it’s really dangerous to care about what people think. There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I’ll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be ‘comedies’ and not ‘female’ or ‘male,’ and everyone gets an equal opportunity.
- Kim Quindlen
- “I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.” —Joan Rivers.
- “I grew up in a time when women didn’t really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny—because it’s powerful; it’s a threat.”
- “I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white male comedy writers that are out there.
- “I didn’t belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I’d known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.”
- “Behind every strong woman is a group text with her closest friends, where they plot world domination… and brunch.”
- “Strong women don’t break the glass ceiling, they shatter it and make it into a fabulous mosaic.”
- “I’m not bossy, I’m just confident enough to know what needs to be done.”
- “A strong woman can handle anything, but she might need a glass of wine and a good cry afterwards.”
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Mar 23, 2014 · Get inspired by these nine quotes from our favorite funny women. 1. “If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?” -Tina Fey. 2. “Girls, if a boy says something that isn’t funny, you don’t have to laugh.” -Amy Poehler. 3.
