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Apr 30, 2023 · Sarcastic and serrated, Red Forman was a truly bitter—yet hilarious—character on That '70s Show, and here are some of his funniest quotes.
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Aug 2, 2019 · Over eight seasons of That '70s Show, all filled with Red's tirades and barbs, there's no shortage of great quotes from Point Place's most acerbic father. Here's a list of the funniest...
Jul 15, 2024 · These are the best Red Forman quotes from The ‘70s Show. Played by Kurtwood Smith over all eight seasons, Red is Eric’s father and has to deal with many of the group’s hijinks. Most of Red’s funny one-liners come from his interactions with his son Eric Forman.
Red is watching Eric sweep the driveway and garage on the back porch while enjoying a beer. Bob comes over to talk to Red about how Eric is a bad influence on Donna. Bob: "Hey, I heard Eric got suspended?"
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- I Wish I Had 2,000 Feet So I Could Put 500 Of Them In Each Of Your Asses. Red discovers the boys have been smoking cannabis in his basement in episode one of season three entitled Reefer Madness.
- It Might… I Just Had A Heart Attack. In the aftermath of Red's heart attack in the That 70s Show season five finale, Red delivers this line to Kitty in episode one of season six entitled The Kids Are Alright.
- Yelling Is The Only Part Of Being A Father That I Enjoy. Red is reacting negatively to the news his teenage son has gotten engaged, and may want to start a family of his own, when he delivers this gem in episode 15 of season 5 entitled When the Levee Breaks.
- Responsible People Don't Go Around Getting Their Nipples Twisted. Red teaches Eric about responsibility in episode 14 of season one entitled Stolen Car.
Jun 17, 2024 · The very best quote from That ’70s Show was Red’s response to Kitty’s after-dinner conversation cards in the episode “The Girl I Love.” When asked where he’d fly to if he were a bird, Red’s iconic dry humor came out in full force with his answer, “ I'd fly into a ceiling fan.
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Feb 23, 2024 · Get a dose of hilarity and wisdom with a collection of Red Forman quotes from the hit comedy show 'That '70s Show'. Laugh along with this curmudgeonly character as he dishes out his sarcastic and blunt opinions on life, parenting, and the world in general.
