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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. [1]
- “I’m going to court next week. I’ve been selected for jury duty. It’s kind of an insane case. 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant …I don’t think they did it.
- “I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… Kept almost dying.” Advertisement.
- “I was walking down the street, there was a sign stapled to a telephone pole that said: Reward, lost $50. If found, just keep it”
- “So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the second hand diary that I bought… ‘I don't remember this.’ She said, “Let me ask you a question: If you could know how and when you were gonna die would you want to know?’
Jan 22, 2021 · Enjoy over 100 hilarious and ironic one-liners by American comedian Steven Wright. Learn about his life, career, and awards as a stand-up comedian and actor.
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Dec 6, 2016 · To celebrate, here are 20 of his funniest jokes. 1. "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." 2. "I almost broke both my arms trying to hold open a revolving door for a woman." 3. "I...
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of...
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Jan 19, 2024 · Legendary comedian Steven Wright makes his first appearance on The Late Show, much to the delight of superfan Stephen Colbert. Watch as they talk about everything from Johnny Carson to Jesus,...
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Apr 12, 2023 · Comedian Steven Wright joins Rich Eisen in-studio where he reveals which of his thousands of classic jokes is his all-time favorite and how he developed his signature deadpan style.
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