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- “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'” – Bernard Manning. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
- “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Oct 8, 2024 · 12. “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”. — Victor Borge. 13. ”The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”. — George ...
2 days ago · Funny Christmas Quotes to Friends “One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair.” – Helen Fielding “Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.” – Carol Nelson “A friend is like a Christmas miracle: rare, wonderful, and best enjoyed with cookies.”
5 days ago · Funny Pop Culture Christmas Quotes “Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.” — Ellen DeGeneres; There’s nothing “cheesy” about sending out a Christmas card with this quote. Check out our funny Christmas cards like this one. “Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” — Johnny Carson
- Naughty and Nice Quotes. "It's all fun and games 'til Santa checks the naughty list." – Unknown. “Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
- Christmas Tree Quotes. "Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall." – Larry Wilde. “There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.”
- Christmas Gift Quotes. "Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. You mixed those two up last year." – Unknown. "Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas."
- 'Tis the Season. "Don't blame the holidays. You were fat in August." – Unknown. "Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." – Andy Borowitz. “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”
Jul 22, 2021 · I didn't give you fruitcake or socks for Christmas, so never question my friendship or love for you. Go wild and party through the holiday season! I'll be waiting to drive the escape sleigh for you. May your egg nog be strong enough to dull the Christmas fights, the in-law snarks, and the holiday chaos coming your way.
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Dec 24, 2023 · gh. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the ...
