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Nov 2, 2023 · Funny Christmas Quotes. Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. Andy Borowitz. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. Victor Borge. My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge. Melanie White. “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas.
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Oct 8, 2024 · 12. “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”. — Victor Borge. 13. ”The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”. — George ...
Nov 28, 2016 · Below are 52 of our favorite funny Christmas quotes and sayings from the famous and not-so-famous. Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up. Wendy Cope. Merry Christmas, nearly everybody! Ogden Nash. The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas.
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Sep 4, 2024 · Top 10 Funny Christmas Quotes. “Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”. — Gary Allan. “It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”. — Unknown. “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”. — Andy Borowitz. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”. — Elf.
