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3 days ago · Christmas is here (or at least soon, depending on what day you’re reading this). A time of the year that can be joyful and peaceful. But also stressful as you still have plenty of shopping, cooking and cleaning to do. So to help you to keep this holiday lighter and less stressful I’d like to share 101 funny Christmas quotes in today’s post.
- “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'” – Bernard Manning. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
- “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Oct 8, 2024 · 12. “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”. — Victor Borge. 13. ”The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”. — George ...
Dec 24, 2023 · gh. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the ...
Oct 9, 2024 · Wrap Up Funny Christmas Quotes With a Bow. As we draw the curtain on this hilarious list of funny Christmas quotes, remember the importance of holiday humor at Christmas. Laughter is truly a gift that keeps on giving. Amidst the hustle and bustle of the season, I hope you often pause to fill your home with joy and laughter.
Sep 4, 2024 · Top 10 Funny Christmas Quotes. “Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”. — Gary Allan. “It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”. — Unknown. “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”. — Andy Borowitz. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”. — Elf.
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Dec 7, 2021 · Here are some more memorable Christmas messages from music. “It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”. – It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year. “Joy to the world, the Lord is come, let earth receive her King.”. – Joy to the World. “May your days be merry and bright.”. — White Christmas.