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Oct 8, 2024 · 12. “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”. — Victor Borge. 13. ”The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”. — George ...
- “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'” – Bernard Manning. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
- “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Jul 22, 2021 · Laughable Christmas Sayings for Kids. Kids and smiles are what Christmas is all about. Share the joy of the season with them with a few good Christmas sayings. It's a great way to end out an interactive Christmas card. It's all fun and games until Santa has you on the naughty list. Sam was bad. Sam got on the naughty list. Don't be like Sam.
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- Naughty and Nice Quotes. "It's all fun and games 'til Santa checks the naughty list." – Unknown. “Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
- Christmas Tree Quotes. "Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall." – Larry Wilde. “There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.”
- Christmas Gift Quotes. "Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. You mixed those two up last year." – Unknown. "Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas."
- 'Tis the Season. "Don't blame the holidays. You were fat in August." – Unknown. "Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." – Andy Borowitz. “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”
Dec 24, 2023 · gh. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the ...
Jul 9, 2024 · Short Funny Christmas Quotes for Instagram. ”Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”. — Gary Allan. ”It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales.”—. Milton Berle. “Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.”—. Charles M. Schulz. “It’s ...
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Dec 8, 2023 · 30 Funny Christmas Quotes That Will Have You Giggling All Holiday Long. "Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help." 😂. By Josiah Soto Updated: Dec 8, 2023. Save Article. svetikd //Getty Images. During Christmastime, we're hustling and bustling trying to get everything together. (It's a season of many tasks!)
