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Nov 2, 2023 · Funny Christmas Quotes. Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. Andy Borowitz. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. Victor Borge. My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge. Melanie White. “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas.
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Oct 8, 2024 · 12. “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”. — Victor Borge. 13. ”The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”. — George ...
Dec 24, 2023 · gh. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the ...
Oct 6, 2024 · 14. “A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.” —Melanie White. 15. “There are a lot of things money can’t buy. Not one of them is on my son ...
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- Naughty and Nice Quotes. "It's all fun and games 'til Santa checks the naughty list." – Unknown. “Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
- Christmas Tree Quotes. "Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall." – Larry Wilde. “There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.”
- Christmas Gift Quotes. "Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. You mixed those two up last year." – Unknown. "Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas."
- 'Tis the Season. "Don't blame the holidays. You were fat in August." – Unknown. "Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." – Andy Borowitz. “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”
Sep 4, 2024 · Top 10 Funny Christmas Quotes. “Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”. — Gary Allan. “It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”. — Unknown. “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”. — Andy Borowitz. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”. — Elf.
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Dec 7, 2021 · Here are some more memorable Christmas messages from music. “It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”. – It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year. “Joy to the world, the Lord is come, let earth receive her King.”. – Joy to the World. “May your days be merry and bright.”. — White Christmas.
