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Here is a funny Christmas poem about a person wanting to climb into the family Christmas tree, not for the fun of crawling but for the shame of, well, shagging: Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas treeHide me in your branches.My face is red; I was caught in bed With a stranger named Frances (or Francis).~ Quotescoop.com ~.
Aug 31, 2023 · Longer Funny Christmas Poem The Twelve Days of Christmas Drinks ~ Sherrie Hobbes. The first day of Christmas, My true love sent to me A pint of stout in a pear tree. The second day of Christmas, My true love sent to me Two spiced rums, and A pint of stout in a pear tree.
Oct 24, 2023 · Christmas at the New Yorker is a collection of funny poems, stories, remembrances, and the famous New Yorker cartoons. Redneck Night Before Christmas by David Davis casts yet another playful view on this popular demographic. Funny Poems for Christmas by Paul Cookson is a popular choice during the holidays, so order early!
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- 'Twas The Night Before Christmas. By Clement Clarke Moore. Famous Poem. Clement Clarke Moore wrote this poem in 1822 for his own children. It is also referenced with the title, "A Visit from St. Nicholas".
- O Christmas Tree. By Cynthia C. Naspinski. Published by Family Friend Poems December 2020 with permission of the Author. I have a love/hate relationship with our artificial Christmas tree.
- A Visit From Santa. By Mike Dahlmeier. Published by Family Friend Poems March 2010 with permission of the Author. I published my first poem in 1965 when I was in the sixth grade.
- Two Letters To Santa. By Annabel Sheila. Published by Family Friend Poems December 2008 with permission of the Author. As a child growing up in Newfoundland, I remember one Christmas when there was no snow a week before Christmas and how concerned I was that Santa might not be able to come without it.
- “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement Clarke Moore. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
- “Old Santeclaus” by Clement Clarke Moore. Old Santeclaus with much delight. His reindeer drives this frosty night, O’er chimney-tops, and tracks of snow,
- “Love Came Down at Christmas” by Christina Rossetti. Love came down at Christmas, Love all lovely, Love Divine, Love was born at Christmas, Star and Angels gave the sign.
- “Christmas in the Heart” by Paul Laurence Dunbar. The snow lies deep upon the ground, And winter’s brightness all around. Decks bravely out the forest sere,
Short Poems & Quotes / Funny Poems / Funny Christmas Poems. Families Unite. Poet: Catherine Pulsifer. Christmas is a season of joy and cheer, When chaos and laughter all doth appear. Families unite, oh what a delight, Gathered around the tree, what a sight! My Uncle eats cookies till he’s blue, And my Aunt knits sweaters for me and you.
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Funny poems about Christmas add an extra dash of merriment to the holiday season. These playful verses remind us to embrace the joy and laughter that accompany this festive time of year. So, take a break from the hustle and bustle of the holidays, share a few chuckles with loved ones, and enjoy these lighthearted poems that celebrate the funny side of Christmas!
