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The Meaning Of Life. A young man goes to search for the meaning of life. He decides to ask around. The first person he meets is a wealthy man. "That's easy," he says. "The meaning of life is to accumulate wealth. Then you can transform and inspire your community." The young man takes this advice to heart.
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Jan 31, 2024 · Funny Philosophical Quotes. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”. Albert Einstein. “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”. Isaac Asimov. “Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.”. Karl Marx.
- “Life’s too brief for perpetual solemnity.”
- “Don’t take existence too gravely, it’s a one-way ticket.”
- “Life is fleeting, make every moment count with a smile.”
- “Why so serious? Life’s too short for that.”
Aug 1, 2024 · Except maybe that wearing socks with sandals is never a good idea.”. – Socrates (definitely) “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”. – Albert Einstein. These humorous quotes remind us that wisdom can be found in the most unexpected places.
Mar 1, 2024 · Funny Philosophy Quotes part 2 . There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until someone answers it. Age is just a number, but maturity is an option. I’m not a pessimist, I’m just an optimist with experience. Nothing is impossible, unless you’re trying to squeeze into last year’s jeans. Life is short, so smile while you still have ...
My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are going to make of our lives, then work hard toward that goal, we never lose - somehow we win out. Ronald Reagan. Inspirational, Motivational, Leadership. 58 Copy quote. Keep your thoughts positive because your thoughts become your words.
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Jan 14, 2020 · W. Somerset Maugham. "It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." Mark Twain. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”. Voltaire. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.”. Sydney Harris.
