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Top Ten Quotes Lyrics. I never said I was better than anyone, just more successful. A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker....
An anonymous Goldman Sachs insider shares the hilarious conversations overheard in the GS elevator. Warning: reading this could induce some vicarious shame. Employees of Goldman Sachs seem to have confidence in abundance, if we have to believe the tweets from @GSElevator.
Jul 29, 2015 · John Lefevre created the Goldman Sachs Elevator Twitter account (@GSElevator) as a parody of banking culture. He tweeted anonymously for years as he gained hundreds of thousands of followers...
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Guy Davis sent along this collection of quotes supposedly overheard in the Goldman Sachs elevator. I highly doubt that these quotes were actually overheard in the elevator there; they sound much more like some writer's conception of how people who have successfully devoted their lives to making money must talk.
- Only Neanderthals resort to violence. I prefer crushing one’s spirit, hope, or ego.
- Poor people eat so much fast food you’d think their time was valuable.
- Vegetarian is an ancient derogatory term for an idiot who couldn’t fish or hunt.
- If there’s a hot chick behind me at the ATM, I’ll always leave my receipt in the machine so she can see the balance.
Jan 22, 2014 · The parody Twitter account @GSElevator, a stream of darkly funny, frequently callous anonymous snippets purportedly overheard in elevators at Goldman Sachs, has offered comments on a dizzying...
Without further ado, I present to you the top 12 quotes from the elevators within the Goldman Sachs building. 1. I never said I was better than anyone, just more successful. 2. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs.
